Tuesday, August 27, 2013


WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No...
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No. If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO, do not continue.
Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then
continue. 1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____ 2. With the aid of a diagram, explain
how you can give respect to your father
in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I
need money for my hair-style at the
saloon", what would you answer? _______________ _____ _______________ _____ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____ 5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you? _______________
_____ _______________ _____ 6. Do you have both dad and mum?
Yes/No. If No, explain why? 7. Were
your parents legally married? Yes/No. If
YES, for how long? If the time of their
marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock. 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think
is the owner of the kids between father and mother? Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No. LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY
1. When can you be free for interviews?
_______________ _____ 2. When can be the best time to
interview your dad?
_______________ _____ 3. When can I interview your mum?
_______________ _____ 4. When can I interview your church
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below, which will be put in newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________ Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful. As you are waiting, please don't call me,
or visit me, or contact my daughter, you
will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask
you more questions.
Postal Address: _______________ _______
_______________ _______ _______________ _______ Email: _______________ _______ Phone: _______________ _______ Facebook: _______________
_______ Yours In-law to be,

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